Grim Tales: Some funny (maybe only to me) bits

Okay. A lot of you won't like this one. It isn't a chapter, but it's placing Grim Tales characters in situations, that I personally find funny. If you don't, that's up to you. I borrowed some dialogue from other sources. Everything belongs to it's respective owners (such as my AU belongs to me, the original to Bleedman, etc.) On with it. 

BUT... First, a little sneak peek for chapter 9. Here it is: 

The Underworld children were following Junior through the streets of Glasgow, looking at the culture of the city. 

Junior told them, "Glasgow is,as  I've repeated a million times by now, the largest city in all of Scotland. It was one of eight cities nearly destroyed by, wha' the mortals call, the Second World War." He started chuckling, "But, while we may act tough on 'em, Scots forgave the Germans long ago. Hell, I actually KNOW a few German people!" He looks to his sister, "Nice people, Ye'd like 'em." He looked at the other girls, seeing their confused faces. He said, "Oh. Am I boring Ye?" 

They all said, "No." Mimi said to him, "We're just trying to look for my mother's soul fragment." 

Junior said, still looking at them while walking, "Oh. I understand. Tha's one of the main reasons we're on Glasgow. To look for it." He smiled, "I'm happy to help Ye, so if Ye need anything from me, don't be afraid to a-" He couldn't finish, as he fell head first into the Atlantic Ocean. 

The girls rushed over to get him out. They did, but all got a little wet. Marceline, trying to avoid such. Vampires, and Holy Water... The Atlantic, often called the 'Holy Ocean'... Not going to go well, for a Vampire. 

Minnie and Mimi tried to dry themselves, backing as far away from the Ocean as they could. Chi stood there, getting that pulsing in her nose again. Junior was alright, but he needed drying. He flipped his head back, and Chi saw his glistening wet hair and face. Her nose burst with blood again, with nothing to cover it this time. Her blood spilled, into a small part of the Atlantic. 

Junior noticed her bleeding, as did the other girls. Junior rushed over to her, worried. He said, "Oh, dear Lord, Ye're bleeding again!" He handed her another handkerchief. He wiped her nose off for her this time. He said, "Ye best get this checked, or by the time we get to London, Ye won't have any blood left in Yer nose."

Chi simply looked at Junior, slightly giggling. Thinking about the future. She thought, 'Maybe.. When all this is over..' She hugged Junior, trying to get warmer, 'I could move in with them too. Or...' She looked around at the city, 'Maybe he and I.. Could just.. Stay here. In Scotland.' She thought about her future. But she couldn't very well focus, as their wet clothes were getting too tight. They couldn't move. 

Junior said, feeling akward, "Maybe we should, uh.. Head back to the hotel, and get Ye changed into somethin' more comfortable." 

Chi said, also feeling akward, "Yeah. Maybe we should." 

Sneak peek over. 

On with the other bits. 

Chi stares during breakfast. 

Junior was sitting down, eating his toast, while Chi gawked at him. Minnie sighed. She said to Chi, annoyed, "Couldst thou, please NOT stare at mine brother?!" 

Chi replied, "I'm not." 

Minnie said, "Oh, right. I suppose gawking is a better term." 

Chi looked to Minnie, now annoyed herself, "You force me, to drink this odd tasting British tea, and you're in a bad mood." 

Minnie said, "I apologize. It's just... I feel odd seeing a woman of mine and my brother's age, looking at him like that. Particularly when, little known fact, I can read people's thoughts. Hence, what makes this is, having to sit through those distasteful dreams of yours, involving myself, Mimi, AND my brother." 

Chi spat her tea out. She said, the biggest blush she could give on her face, "You SAW those?!" 

Junior or looked at the two girls, "Saw wha'?" 

Chi simply slid down, getting under the table. 

Next: Sensitivity. 

Junior, Minnie, Mimi and Chi, gathered in the Castle's medical wing. Jason had been injured. Their parents, stood with them.

They asked him, "Whar happened?" They saw the report, 'bullet wound from Inturder. Bullet comprised of Roman Silver.' 

Jason on wrote a note pad, 'I was shot in the upper thigh area.' 

Junior asked, "Upper thigh? Ye mean, Yer arse?" 

Jason on wrote down again, 'upper thigh.' The other comforted him. Mandy even gave him the day off. 

Junior whispered, "Well, when one's been shot in the arse, he deserves at least a week off." They all looked at him. He said, "What? An injury like tha' has to hurt, but it's not fatal! Hell, Jason's already dead! He deserves something, but it's Jason! He'll heal fast enough." 

Chi dragged him out of the room, and placed him against the wall. He asks her, "What?!" He raises his hands in question, "Wha's the problem?" 

Chi said to him, in anger, "Maybe it just bugs me, that in a group that involves YOUR MOTHER, you are being the most insensitive!" 

Junior shrugged. He said, "Maybe Mom's tired. It is pretty late at night." 

Over. 

That's all for now. Hope you liked them. If not, I understand.